Being nosey isn’t exactly a character trait your parents encourage you to develop and hone as a child but amongst our number here at MRM HQ we count a couple of proud, professional snoopers. For whom you can thank this gem of a link … what do you mean you don’t want to stick your beak into the book buying habits of the whole wide world? What’s wrong with you for crying out loud?
Not all of us will be found rubber necking to see what the neighbour is up to but to a wo/man over here in Covent Garden we do love our facts and stats. Oh yes. Simply cannot get enough of them. So here are some corkers on how much digital content there is out there for you to casually drop into conversation this weekend.
If, however, some non-stat-loving upstart decides to quibble over the veracity of these mind boggling figures, then there is just one thing for it: you must challenge the crazy fool to a game of rock, paper, scissors or forever live with the shame of not backing the stats when it came to the crunch. But for heaven’s sake read these instructions before you do.
And lastly, if, like some of us, you are heading off on your hols next week, don’t forget to put your out of office on. When deciding what message to leave, it might be an idea not to use these as a template though, ahem…