Merry Christmas (Jumpers)!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year and we won’t have anyone say we don’t know how to celebrate in style!
Christmas jumpers are out in force at MRM headquarters. We’ve got festive chic. We’ve got garish. We’ve even got a Polar Bear enjoying a beverage, and by tomorrow morning we’ll have hangovers, as we are taking these woollen works of wonder and whimsy out for a Christmas drink tonight.
This close to Christmas, it’s natural to start thinking about the new year and all the resolutions that come with it. If you’re struggling to think of something to give up or do more next year, here’s a list of our January promises to inspire you!
“In 2014, I’m going to do more household chores. Somewhere my wife is laughing at my use of the word ‘more’.
“My New Year’s resolution is to rid myself of blog-stipation. Verily it shall be done!”
“In 2014 I’m going to read more. The Times counts. Where’s Wally does not.”
“In 2014 I aim to grow my beard to mighty proportions, with such zeal that even the Gods will recognise my triumph and cower at its magnificence.”
“In 2014 I will become more active on social media.” << A good resolution. but why not stop stealing my pens?!
“I’m going to go raw-vegan and do more yoga!
Editor’s Note: We’ll be monitoring Gianni to ensure he doesn’t become transparent.
“I’m going to concentrate on fitness next year. Bring on that Beyonce booty!”
“I’m going to get my band ‘performance ready’. We’ll do weddings, supermarket car parks and Bar Mitzvahs.”
“I’m going to drink more water.” << Party at Sophie’s house!
“I’m on a detox until March.”
“I’m going to sabotage Richard’s detox.”
“I’m going to master the clean and jerk.” << That’s one weightlifting move, not two separate activities.
All that’s left is to wish you and your loved ones a very merry Christmas and a happy new year! Stay safe and we’ll see you on the other side.
Meanwhile in Austria… Kaiser senior and Kaiser junior are on a mountain! #Jealous