For the rare few for whom tonight is just another night and the four four two formation means nothing we bring you the pick o’the crop of non-football related links. They come complete with the MRM guarantee that they have rock all to do with Bafana Bafana, mind-numbingly inane punditry or invective directed at West Ham’s goalie. But they will nonetheless excite and engender passionate responses worthy of a toot on a vuvuzela. At the very least they will keep you occupied for a few minutes before your thoughts are drowned out by the thrum of In-ger-land chants.
Now, clearly, the good ship MRM likes the internet, otherwise we wouldn’t go out of our way to bring you such lovely links each Friday, but there are some serious net addicts out there if this flowchart of internet usage is anything to go by…
And how, pray, do these people access the internet all the hours of the day? Look no further than this vimeo to see just how many do it on the go.
And there you have it: no game of two halves; no smug confidence followed by crushing disappointment; and not a red card in sight.
Enjoy the weekend (and come on England!).