We are sad to report the sinister and untimely death this morning of MRM’s most treasured team member, Mr MRM Wabbit Esq.
Mr Wabbit died from two bullet wounds in a quiet street in London’s plush Covent Garden.
Video footage has already emerged that appears to confirm that MR Wabbit was shot on the roof of MRM’s headquarters in Shorts Gardens.
The multi, multi, multi-award-winning PR consultancy is now working with police and has identified at least 10 prime suspects who are said to have yearned for Mr Wabbit ‘s demise.
A spokesman for MRM said: “Despite Mr Wabbit’s tendency to hop up and down during important client meetings and leave little droppings everywhere he went, we are deeply saddened by this tragedy. If anyone has any information, please tweet us at @TweetSizedMRM and follow #WhoKilledWabbit from midday today (Thurs) for updates.”